Bohemian Pattern (Or is it? Turn your head to the side) Ceramic Mug - 11oz
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Product Info
The Migraine Whisperer
Peace, Love, & Secret Profanity
Meet your new morning companion - a mug that's as two-faced as your migraine symptoms! On the surface, it's all peace signs, dreamcatchers, and bohemian bliss. But tilt your head (carefully, we know how that goes), and BOOM - "fuck migraine" appears like magic! It's like having a secret handshake with your coffee cup. This 11 oz ceramic rebel disguises itself with hypnotic swirls of earthy tones and free-spirited patterns that would make your hippie aunt proud, while secretly harboring language that would make her clutch her crystals.
Perfect for those mornings when your brain feels like it's being used as a bongo drum at a music festival. This mug doesn't just hold your coffee; it holds your darkest thoughts about your neurological frenemy. Sneakily flip it around during your Zoom meetings and smile knowing you're silently telling your migraine exactly where it can go while your coworkers admire your "spiritual" mug. The glossy ceramic finish isn't just pretty – it ensures your beverage stays warm through your entire medication-waiting period. Because nothing says "I'm an adult handling my chronic condition" quite like drinking from a mug that's secretly cursing on your behalf.
✓ Premium Quality (For Premium Headaches)
- Glossy ceramic finish that's smoother than your friend's explanation of "just drink more water"
- One perfect 11 oz size - because sizing options are just another decision your migraine-addled brain doesn't need
- Microwave-safe for when your coffee gets cold during your "please-let-the-meds-kick-in" wait
- Dishwasher-safe because washing dishes during a migraine attack is its own special circle of hell
- Durable enough to survive being gently placed down during a pain spike (we don't recommend testing its ability to withstand being thrown)
♺ Care Instructions (Because You Have Enough to Worry About)
- Toss it in the dishwasher - one of the few problems in your life with an easy solution
- Hand wash optional, if you're having one of those rare "I feel amazing!" days
- Microwave-friendly for the third time you have to reheat your tea because you forgot about it during a pain fog
- Despite its rebellious message, this mug fears metal utensils that could scratch its pretty face
- Do not use to store your emergency chocolate stash (the mug can't be blamed for any disappearances)
Technical Details (For Those Who Like Numbers Even During Brain Fog)
Measurement Value Height, in 3.74 Diameter, in 3.15 Secret Messages 1 Satisfaction When Spotted by Fellow Migraine Sufferers Priceless *Measurements are accurate unless you're experiencing visual disturbances, in which case all bets are off.*
Tell your migraine where to go while maintaining your bohemian street cred! Makes a perfect gift for anyone who smiles through gritted teeth when told "Have you tried yoga?" or "It's probably just stress!"
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